Humorizzle. Is that right? I don’t know the proper construction, but this is pretty damn funny. Sample:
Etizzle laoreet urna tellivizzle nisl. Sure quizzle arcu. Maecenizzle pulvinar, ipsizzle dope malesuada i’m in the shizzle, nulla purizzle euismod ass, shizznit luctus i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle nulla izzle dawg. Fizzle ullamcorper, rizzle izzle varizzle congue, izzle nunc owned funky fresh, izzle luctizzle shizznit gangster in dolor. Rizzle check out this, orci volutpat fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle, sizzle augue luctizzle izzle, izzle shit enizzle i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle ut yo mamma.
Go use that in place of the standard filler text, and watch your job get the ended. Via Kottke.