I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

Demetri Martin

One Response to “Demetri Martin”

  1. Larry

    October 29, 2009 @ 5:08 pm

    This guy is the new, albeit less funny, Mitch Hedberg, who in turn was the new, albeit less funny Steven Wright, who in turn was the new albeit less funny,


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